I was tagged by ToxicCreed
You will need to use: randompokemon.com/
Have it set to Generate One Pokemon with all regions and all Types~
OKAY HERE WE GO!
0. This Pokémon is you.
Great! I'm the hentai pokemon.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
My bestie is so cute!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Oh I'll "impress" them alright...
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Someone has to beat my tentacles into submission?
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
So perfect it hurts. =w=
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
C'mon baby light my fire~
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
Well. I mean. Makes sense.
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
At least it's cute!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Ow...better than a swift kick in the knee, I guess? XD
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
Oh man... D8
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
ARE YOU EATING THEM? YOU HAVE NO FEET.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
No shit. I guess ToxicCreed
and I teamed up? XDDD
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Makes sense! They do evolve via friendship.
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
*slowly dies laughing* I must have nightmares frequently. XDDDDD
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
I have no complaints! This guy is pretty darn cute! >v<
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
...I uh...I'd rather lose all my teeth. oxo
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
PERFECT. We're both hentai monsters, IT WORKS.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Oh my. What are you doing down there?! XD
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
Maybe in this universe I also don't have tentacles.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
....Metapod used Harden
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
I don't know what I expected.
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
I'm screwed. ;A;
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
BUT FELICITY I APOLOGIZED ABOUT THE KISSING BOOTH MEME ALREADY. QAQ
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
OH GOD JUST TAKE IT.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
SO basically you guys have nothing to worry about. XD
Uhm. I guess if anyone reading this wants to do it....DO IT.